all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
do herpes really smell.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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