if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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