why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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