just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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