His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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