that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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