this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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