i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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