Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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