That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
