it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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