Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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