Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
