No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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