And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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