i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize