One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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