Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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