im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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