just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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