Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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