i just google imaged poop.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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