im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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