This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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