She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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