I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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