3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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