maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
being pregnant is like rehab
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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