I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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