Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
nutella sex= disaster
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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