dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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