We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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