you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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