the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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