Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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