I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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