i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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