I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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