My liver just broke up with me...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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