After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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