Pappa wants mamma naked
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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