It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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