She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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