Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Are we still banned from the library?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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