Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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