well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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