Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I need to stop coming to work sober
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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