It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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