Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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