HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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