I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
