I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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