This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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