My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
vagina is talking i cant
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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