Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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