so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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