she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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