So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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