i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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